February - Write a joke every day


My goal for February was going to be write a joke every day,

and it's already February 4th, so i tried coming up with 4 jokes to start things off

.....

This is how that went:

-looks around the room, "What's the deal with curtains..."   nothing....

"Cupholders are like little bowls of????" 

....

"What's up with computers, they are so powerful and everywhere!"


hilarious.



Quickly realized that jokes hit me as I walk around my everyday life, and they don't just come when I call them...  

New February Goal!

write one story every day.

This seems more doable.  

I've got 28 stories to write, and I'm 4 stories behind...

Let's hope my stories are as interesting as my jokes are funny!

Every. Day. Counts. Like. Crazy.

Comments

  1. VossagaFebruary 5, 2019 at 5:29 AM

    Well, you just wrote a story about how your joke writing went. So that's pretty good already.

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