Lorenzo
My landlord shot his dog today, Lorenzo was his name. His crime was peeing on the floor, and pooping on the same. He got so old, that uncontrolled, the turds would leave his body. The pee would flow, down his elbow, and make a pool of potty. "What's this about!?" My landlord shouts, "Not in the house!" "Not on the rug!" "C'mon Lorenzo don't look so smug..." "It wasn't me!" "That's not my pee!" "I’ve never seen that before!" I love you buddy You’re cute and cuddly But i’ve got chores left to do. The kids are all grown And this is our home I can’t constantly clean up your poo I know you get sad And it smells really bad When you mix doggy ointments and farts But I look in your eyes And then you look in mine And I know what's in both of our hearts For so many years You’d perk up your ears As I jingled my keys by the door You’d come bounding toward me To love and adore me I wouldn’t be ...